Friendship
None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry dude who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the heck away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy a$$.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".
2 comments:
I just love that Angela!! It is so true!! tee,hee!!
Hi Angela,
Happy New Year! Love your friendship post! I hope that you had a wonderful Christmas and that all of your family members are doing well.
I've tagged you on my blog! It was a few days ago, and I haven't had a chance to let you know, so you'll have to scroll down, or here's the link:
http://mamato3tots.blogspot.com/2008/01/tagged-again.html
Have fun with it, and have a great 2008!
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